Buzz·Posted on Jul 6, 201417 Signs You're Just Not An Animal Lover"No, doggie, please stay far away from me."by Michael BlackmonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You fail to see the supposed cuteness of most pets 90% of the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. This is you whenever one of your friends asks you to pet their animal: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Whenever a cat or dog grazes your leg you're just like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. When people debate about any four-legged, beaked, or whiskered creature you're just like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You are ambivalent when it comes to famous cats of the internet. View this photo on Instagram 6. Whenever a pet owner thinks it's cute that their cat or dog killed a bird and the animal brings it back to them... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. This picture would make an animal lover convulse with happiness, but it makes a non-animal lover feel nothing. View this photo on Instagram 8. You find yourself agreeing with people that an animal is "adorbs" just so the topic at hand can move on to something else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Most of your contempt for animals could be attributed to a bad memory from your childhood. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. If you have allergies and you're around a pet, be prepared to sneeze non-stop. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. When someone puts clothes on an animal: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. When you're at someone's house and the dog just won't stop barking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Additionally, there's a scary moment when a dog licks their owners face and you're just sure the dog is about to kill them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You feel uncomfortable when someone says an animal is their "best friend." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You just don't even know what to do when someone says they love animals more than their own family. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You think they smell so bad, even when they're "clean." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And lastly, once you decide to break your silence on not being too fond of animals, this is the look you get: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF