17 Signs You’re Just Not An Animal Lover

“No, doggie, please stay far away from me.”

1. You fail to see the supposed cuteness of most pets 90% of the time.

Like, I guess your cat is adorable? I guess.

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2. This is you whenever one of your friends asks you to pet their animal:

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3. Whenever a cat or dog grazes your leg you’re just like:

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4. When people debate about any four-legged, beaked, or whiskered creature you’re just like:

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5. You are ambivalent when it comes to famous cats of the internet.

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6. Whenever a pet owner thinks it’s cute that their cat or dog killed a bird and the animal brings it back to them…

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7. This picture would make an animal lover convulse with happiness, but it makes a non-animal lover feel nothing.

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8. You find yourself agreeing with people that an animal is “adorbs” just so the topic at hand can move on to something else.

OK, I agree…OK? Let’s talk about something else now.

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9. Most of your contempt for animals could be attributed to a bad memory from your childhood.

Like, maybe a cat scratched you really bad or maybe a dog bit you.

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10. If you have allergies and you’re around a pet, be prepared to sneeze non-stop.

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11. When someone puts clothes on an animal:

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12. When you’re at someone’s house and the dog just won’t stop barking.

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Is it that serious, dog?

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13. Additionally, there’s a scary moment when a dog licks their owners face and you’re just sure the dog is about to kill them.

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14. You feel uncomfortable when someone says an animal is their “best friend.”

*insert side-eye here*

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15. You just don’t even know what to do when someone says they love animals more than their own family.

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16. You think they smell so bad, even when they’re “clean.”

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17. And lastly, once you decide to break your silence on not being too fond of animals, this is the look you get:

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