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As Expected, The 4 Best Expletive Twitter Handles Suck At Tweeting

You would think that Twitter users who had the thought to score expletives as handles before any one would be more clever and interesting, but… no.

1. @Shit


Mr. @Shit loves to smoke pot, rarely uses more than one line in a tweet — but he does like to play chess.


Henry B

@shit

Tweet


Henry B

@shit

I’m pretty lit.


Henry B

@shit

I’m hungry


Henry B

@shit

Food!

I haven't played chess in hella long.

— shit (@Henry B)

Henry B

@shit

I haven’t played chess in hella long.

7. @fuck


Mr. @Fuck is a purveyor of links about, what else, copulation, but he hasn’t tweeted since January.

Before that, he hadn’t tweeted since February 2012.

But hey, he has 2,666 followers and his last tweet championed 34 retweets:

Condoms in porn: Moving industry out of state could be difficult http://t.co/wWKji3bB

— fuck (@Buck)

Buck

@fuck

Condoms in porn: Moving industry out of state could be difficult http://t.co/wWKji3bB

9. @Damn


@Damn is an up-to-date tweeter, but never about anything that makes sense in any context and often in another language.

Based on some tweets, it appears he is a code programmer:

What a wonderful night! I'm in a good mood…hahaha

— DAMN (@DAMN)

DAMN

@DAMN

What a wonderful night! I’m in a good mood…hahaha

入手 Mountain Lion,下载速度依然不给力。。。

— DAMN (@DAMN)

DAMN

@DAMN

入手 Mountain Lion,下载速度依然不给力。。。

12. @Ass


Perhaps @Ass is actually being clever.

Having never tweeted, one could argue that he’s being an ass and holding onto the account, so no one else can tweet on it, while he wastes it.

As for @Ass’ cousin, @ASSPIRATE has tweeted… once. And, of course:

shelley is farting n her sleep

— ASSPIRATE (@asspirate)

asspirate

@ASSPIRATE

shelley is farting n her sleep

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