whew. it was a glorious battle. they attacked from the air first; many lives were lost in the initial attack. we here on the east coast managed to hold them back so the rest of the country could celebrate the new year in peace. we rounded them up one daylight broke and stuck them in an underground bunker… they appear to be powered off….  wow. i just exposed my dorkus right there. tell no one of this!!!
happy new year!

NOOOOOOO! Do they attack by air or land first? Or do our computers put us in a trance that makes us bang our heads on the wall? Wait……that's other people that makes us do that. Tell me, it's almost midnight and I need to prepare myself. Ohh this wine is making me feel good.