BuzzFeed - Happilous http://buzzfeed.com/mh517 BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:55:36 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) The Jacket, for worst acting ever. Keira Knightley http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/the-jacket-for-worst-acting-ever-keira-knightley-n5m-36f

The Jacket, for worst acting ever. Keira Knightley's jaw is open the entire movie. How does she do that?!?!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/the-jacket-for-worst-acting-ever-keira-knightley-n5m-36f Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:15:53 -0500 The Jacket, for worst acting ever. Keira Knightley's jaw is open the entire movie. How does she do that?!?! mh517 adult God Hates Sports Fans http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/god-hates-sports-fans-36f

Looks like God has added another group to his List of Troublemakers.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/god-hates-sports-fans-36f Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:15:06 -0500 Looks like God has added another group to his List of Troublemakers. mh517 adult Santa, Take Note: The Fashion Taser http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/santa-take-note-the-fashion-taser-36f

No bigger truth has ever been spoken: “Obviously this is a product that a lot of women want.” You’ve all heard me say this over and over: my taser isn’t stylish enough. God forbid my assailants were to question my fashion sense. Andy Jordan, our favorite WSJ online investigator, reports on the Fashion Taser. It’s available in leopard print (to match my leopard print coat and hat, yay!) and the holster comes equipped with an MP3 player. Nothing says “flirty and lethal” like a little tasing to the tune of Bananarama.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/santa-take-note-the-fashion-taser-36f Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:10:20 -0500 No bigger truth has ever been spoken: “Obviously this is a product that a lot of women want.” You’ve all heard me say this over and over: my taser isn’t stylish enough. God forbid my assailants were to question my fashion sense. Andy Jordan, our favorite WSJ online investigator, reports on the Fashion Taser. It’s available in leopard print (to match my leopard print coat and hat, yay!) and the holster comes equipped with an MP3 player. Nothing says “flirty and lethal” like a little tasing to the tune of Bananarama. mh517 adult :) http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/--n0l-36f :)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/--n0l-36f Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:50:34 -0500 :) mh517 adult Save $5,000: Cheer Up Your Friends' Buddies http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/save-5000-cheer-up-your-friends-buddies-36f

The NY Times reports that Harvard factologists analyzed data on the happiness of nearly 5,000 people, and found that a happy neighbor or nearby friend-of-a-friend was a stronger predictor of subjects’ happiness than a happy spouse or faraway friend. I shall now insert a quote of truth: “if your friend’s friend’s friend becomes happy, that has a bigger impact on you being happy than putting an extra $5,000 in your pocket.”

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/save-5000-cheer-up-your-friends-buddies-36f Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:03:16 -0500 The NY Times reports that Harvard factologists analyzed data on the happiness of nearly 5,000 people, and found that a happy neighbor or nearby friend-of-a-friend was a stronger predictor of subjects’ happiness than a happy spouse or faraway friend. I shall now insert a quote of truth: “if your friend’s friend’s friend becomes happy, that has a bigger impact on you being happy than putting an extra $5,000 in your pocket.” mh517 adult Blog Off: What is the Best Music Video Ever and Why? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/blog-off-what-is-the-best-music-video-ever-and-wh-36f

Ladies and Gentlemen, the day has come to settle this once and for all. Why not just duke it out in public, since we all talk about this topic in the comforts of our weekly orgies (KIDDING, mom!)? I’m gonna ask it straight out of my mouth with sounds of words of inquiry: What is the best music video ever?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mh517/blog-off-what-is-the-best-music-video-ever-and-wh-36f Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:33:41 -0500 Ladies and Gentlemen, the day has come to settle this once and for all. Why not just duke it out in public, since we all talk about this topic in the comforts of our weekly orgies (KIDDING, mom!)? I&rsquo;m gonna ask it straight out of my mouth with sounds of words of inquiry: <b>What is the best music video ever?</b> mh517 adult