1. Trying to look casual after a surprise fart
...Or worse, a queef!
...Or worse, a queef!
Squats were a bad idea.
even TKO on the mats, who knows?
Maybe they'll take it as a compliment. As if they need it.
You clearly dropped in on someone's set.
and asking gym personnel to break it open.
that's real bad.
Someone is literally waiting for the machine, right next to you #JustKantRightNow
Attempt to conceal or feign ignorance?
This is no place for you right now.
Gaga, Miley, and Madonna were glam. You are simply hairy.
Sometimes it's just not your day.
How to recover?
Make that getaway swift, and silent.