1. This “giant squid”
Pardon me sir.
4. This “killer whale”
Wow, I don’t think I’ve even heard of that place. What is the length of your visit?
5. This “sturgeon fish”
Where were you planning on staying?
6. This “mermaid”
Ha ha, no seriously. What are you actually doing here?
7. This “man o’ war”
Are you here to collect any kind of intelligence for a foreign government?
8. This “stargazer”
Sorry. These are just some routine questions. Please answer as honestly as possible and you’ll be on your way.
9. This “fin whale”
Have you already purchased a return ticket?
10. This “maybe killer whale”
Oh… so this isn’t even your final destination?
11. This “cownose ray”
Please don’t cause a scene, sir. As I already mentioned, we ask everyone who crosses our border these kinds of questions.