Definitive Proof That Sam Merlotte Is A Vamper

Sam Merlotte is everyone's favorite shapeshifter. His human heart is as sweet as his little doggy one. IS THAT ALL A LIE? Yes. Yes, it is.

1. Please note this screenshot of him a few years back on a little unknown show called "Dexter"

He "played" Matt Chambers, a drunken man that skipped town whenever he got into trouble with the law.

2. Dexter MURDERED him.

Poor, poor, very dead, Matt Chambers.

3. OR DID HE?

Nope. Here he is again, as "Sam Merlotte" in another little show he thought nobody would watch.

4. Nice try, Matt.

The show made the cover of Rolling Fucking Stone, so I guess the jig is up.

5. How will the show end, you ask?

He knows. Because he's the ultimate liar.

6. Nice fucking try, whatever your real name is.

So smug.

7. Mind. Blown.