1. There is little to no chance that they will actually spread rabies.
2. Bats serve as natural mosquito control.
3. The vast majority of bats do not feed on blood.
4. Many of your favorite foods depend on bats.
5. Bats help save rain forests.
So next time you see a bat swooping down toward your face, you should probably still cover your face. But now you know they serve a lesser risk to you than a lot of other species of animal that you encounter daily. If you have them living in a bush in your front yard (Again, a poke at my boyfriend!), don't contemplate how to get rid of them. Instead, allow your heart to panic momentarily over their weird shrieks in the night, and then rest assured that you may not contract West Nile Virus this summer.
Thank you, bat friends. And may we toast to the bats this weekend. (Although, I think dressing like one would be a overkill.)