meredithleigh8

Penis... And the second word I saw was dancing. Either way I basically win.

Hold Back the River by James Bay I graduate on Saturday and listening to the song only reminds me that I'm about to leave my friends which leads me to sob uncontrollably.

Eggs. I was on the phone with a friend back home and mentioned that I needed eggs to make brownies, but I was too lazy to go to the store. Two days later a package arrived with fresh eggs from his chickens. He put them in a carton, wrapped it in ice packs, put those in a massive trash… Read More

Yeah, but y'all can buy shoes in the kid section and save SO MUCH MONEY. Obviously that doesn't work for everything, but me & my 9.5 wide feet have to shell out for the adult shoes always.

And by LP Field I meant Nissan Stadium.. Stupid name changes.

Same. I was trying to hard to land exactly on Nissan Stadium (I'm from Nash) that I accidentally tapped and landed 500 miles away. Ughh.

I went as a Nudist on Strike one year. All I had to do was throw a sign on over my clothes. Easiest costume I've ever had.

The night before my family went on a mini road-trip to an underground waterfall, I put mousse in my sister's contact case. The whole next day she was absolutely miserable thinking that it was allergies or something, and she still doesn't think she can go to caves or anything because… Read More

In the pilot episode there was a forgotten eighth dwarf known as Stealthy. Who died. Go figure.