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1. He doesn't eat food he didn't cook himself.
2. And he's oddly insistent on cooking meals for his friends.
3. He only cooks high-concept gourmet food.
4. And he plates it all with creepy accents...
5. ...which take full advantage of people's trypophobia.
6. He decorates his home and office with murderous imagery.
7. He's weirdly devoted to classy, old world pursuits.
8. He owns a harpsichord.
9. And a theremin.
10. He blatantly sniffs people.
11. Most everyone who associates with him ends up dead or mutilated.
12. He likes to make eerie philosophical observations about food.
13. He frequently makes cannibal puns at the dinner table...
14. And then laughs to himself about them.
15. But really, it's all in the name. It rhymes, after all.
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