I learned how to make a towel horn when I was a kid. To this day I don't know why, it's just something that kids make.

I hope to god!! his father plays this during the cheesy slideshow of kid pictures parents always do for their kid's weddings.

''squeeze and twist until you want it the size” LOL

I thought it would be the kind of horn you blow. I guess it is…

Does his son not have a penis?

What? It's a towel horn, exactly as advertised. I don't see… Oh. Oh, dear. That is just wrong.

can't stop laughing, and i can't stop folding my boyfriends laundry into giant mandingo penises…. this is too great.

Somebody call 911, indeed.

yay for the towel penis!

Way to exploit your young son for a laugh, douche.

WTH?

I swear to God I saw a porno on late night Cinemax with the exact same thing (this was many years ago). Something about a girl needing to loose her virginity and another girl making the dick-towel to break her hymen…yes, it's childish and dumb but damnit I cannot let someone else take credit for this.

well thats just sick.

Parenting WIN!

His dad sounds like Tom Lennon. Which would explain everything.

have… not… stopped… laughing… just made one.

That was not, at all, what I was expecting.

that's just begging to be called dickhead