The tragedy of being seduced by Polanski at the tender age of 16 has left a memory that cannot be erased. He should pay Charlotte millions to compensate for his reckless adventure into her lower regions. The age of consent must be raised to 30, it would give a lady a better choice of whom her lover should be, criminal penalties for an illegal seduction should be increased to life at hard labor.

Good choice! As a brilliant law clerk for Supreme Court judge Marshall and a defender of the rights of gays in the military, she has earned our respect. Elena is less than attractive, but she has proven that talent is more important than the superficiality of a pretty face.

The innocence of the Pope can be proven by a lie detector test administrated on prime time. Out of respect for a holy man only one question should be asked: HAVE YOU EVER SODOMIZED ANY CHILD, OR PROTECTED ANOTHER THAT DID? If the answer is no, he should be accepted as leader of the Catholic Church. If the machine starts blinking and whistling, he should confess to being a fallen angel and forgiven.

The largest employer of illegals is not agribusiness but home owners. They want repairs done at a discount. A leak can be fixed by an illegal for 50 bucks instead of 100. A home can be rewired for less than 400 dollars. The only way to stop home owners from employing illegals is to arrest one and put the home owner on the front page wearing handcuffs.

It is sending good money after bad if an investor has to scrape the bottom of the American barrel to hire an employee. It takes a bullwhip to make them move. Most illegals are sound of mind and ready to work hard without supervision, They make a sound investment even at legal wages.

Open up the damn borders already, and let competition enter the market place. The jobs belong to those that are affordable, not to those that wave a flag. Cost conscious employers have hired 20 million illegals, they are tired of listening to the moans and groans of fat overpaid workers who no longer can bend over and touch their toes. This is a nation built on the laws of Capitalism not Communism. Its not how much you need, but how much you are worth.

This is the success story of three unemployed Mexican construction workers, Pedro,Jose.and Poncho. They were all living in a metal container when a letter arrived from an amigo in gringo land. He wrote that jobs in the construction industry were plentiful and that they should come at once. Pedro was the most adventurous of the three, so he jumped into the Rio Grande and swam across. Pedro no longer has to ride a burro, now he hails a New York taxi. He has hooked up with a construction job of 12 bucks an hour and a sexy senorita who owns her own bodega. Jose and Poncho after hearing the good news are traveling north, we will keep the lights on for them.

Pedro is a skilled Mexican construction worker and he no longer wants to remain unemployed. He knows many friends that have illegally crossed the border and are living well. They write that many construction jobs are available for between 10 and 15 bucks an hour. Pedro is single without family obligations, so he hops on his burro and is on his way to a good job in the land of opportunity. This story is real and has happened 20 million times. It is wrong to blame Pedro for overcoming laws that try to keep a good man south of the border.

I walk the walk with a plastic bag and pick searching for cigarette butts. There are others like myself that hate those nasty looking things. We have formed a team, hired a flatbed truck and visit new areas each day. People applaud us, and ask for assistance, they also hate those cigarette butts on their streets. Unfortunately we are not making much progress, as we pick up one butt, another replaces it.
Millions are unemployed, but there is new hope for them in the cigarette butt collection business. Trillions of butts can be put into plastic bags and dropped off at the garbage dump. The task is endless because there will always be smokers, and a permanent job. The bag and picks are available. It is now up to the EPA to do the hiring and put Americans back to work.

It is a myth that the 10 thousand illegals that cross the Mexican border every day are poor. Border patrol agents are becoming wealthy because illegals carrying large sums of money with them are often apprehended. Only a mentally ill Mexican would dare cross the US border illegally without a skill. Most are construction workers or auto mechanics and have a job waiting for them. They seldom work for less than minimum wages, and pay no taxes. Almost none are harvest workers.