1.
Develop your gay-dar to be more effective than GPS.
2.
Be prepared to dedicate more time to them than you do to anything else. Ever.
3.
Learn to dance properly.
4.
Understand that you will need to scream "YAAAAASS". A lot.
6.
Quote Real Housewives of Atlanta in everyday speech.
7.
Get practising your strut. Then Perfect it.
8.
You must mentally prepare yourself for hearing the whispers of "Oh no, that poor girl doesn't know her boyfriend is gay."
9.
Give him an affectionate nickname. Boo is preferred among many circles.
10.
Come to terms with the fact that you may never form a genuine relationship with anyone else.
But it is worth accepting and learning all of these things. Because no one else will ever react like this when they see you.