BuzzFeed - Melissa Marie http://buzzfeed.com/melissamarief BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sat, 25 May 2013 07:37:18 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://buzzfeed.com/melissamarief FPS Russia's Kickstarter Video Is Insane http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/fps-russias-kickstarter-video-is-insane-39uw Kidnapping, loan sharks, explosions: YouTube personality FPS Russia is making a video game and you can help.

Via: kickstarter.com

LINK: FPS Russia Kickstarter

You have until Friday at 11:00am eastern to be a part of it.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/fps-russias-kickstarter-video-is-insane-39uw Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:08:35 -0500 Kidnapping, loan sharks, explosions: YouTube personality FPS Russia is making a video game and you can help. melissamarief adult nonadult You have until Friday at 11:00am eastern to be a part of it. nonadult Best Kickstarter Pitch Video Of All Time http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/best-kickstarter-pitch-video-of-all-time-39uw The campaign ends tomorrow, but this video will live forever.

Via: kck.st

21st Street Games put together this pitch video to raise funds for Super Techno Kitten Adventure, sequel to the original Techno Kitten Adventure. The campaign ends tomorrow, but this video lives forever.

Via: kickstarter.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/best-kickstarter-pitch-video-of-all-time-39uw Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:50:32 -0400 The campaign ends tomorrow, but <b>this video will live forever.</b> melissamarief adult nonadult 21st Street Games put together this pitch video to raise funds for Super Techno Kitten Adventure, sequel to the original Techno Kitten Adventure. <b>The campaign ends tomorrow, but this video lives forever. </b> nonadult Livestrong: How To Eat Cookies In 5 Easy Steps http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/livestrong-how-to-eat-cookies-in-5-easy-steps-39uw This is a real article on Livestrong.

HOW TO EAT COOKIES

HOW TO EAT COOKIES

Best Line: "Swallow the cookie and continue to bite, chew and swallow until the entire cookie is consumed,"

Via: livestrong.com

Via: chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/livestrong-how-to-eat-cookies-in-5-easy-steps-39uw Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:20:39 -0400 This is a real article on Livestrong. melissamarief adult Gross Oreo Prank http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/gross-oreo-prank-39uw or, why No One eats Oreos in my office anymore.

For the record, I was not responsible for this.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/gross-oreo-prank-39uw Fri, 27 Jul 2012 17:00:47 -0400 or, why No One eats Oreos in my office anymore. melissamarief adult For the record, I was not responsible for this. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult And then <b>some poor soul ate one</b>. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult The Dark Knight XXX Porn You Didn't Ask For http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/the-dark-knight-xxx-porn-you-didnt-ask-for-39uw “the fact that it’s even more dark, depressing and utterly hopeless than the source material? That boggles the mind.”

I've seen fan films where Batman gets tazered in the nuts and then criminals lock him up and force him to get addicted to heroin, but this porno from Vivid entertainment just may be the best non-licensed batshit crazy movie of all time.

The first sex scene is based on The Killing Joke (pencil in the forehead), naked Commissioner Gordon is locked in a funhouse cage, Constantine is in it for some reason, and all ends with a twitching paralyzed batman.

Comics Alliance's Chris Sims sums it up: "At this point, it's not a surprise that there's a porn parody of Nolan's Dark Knight films. But the fact that it's even more dark, depressing and utterly hopeless than the source material? That boggles the mind."

Via: comicsalliance.com

Real trailer, dark and boring.

Via: youtu.be

This isn't the actual trailer, but it's way funnier.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/the-dark-knight-xxx-porn-you-didnt-ask-for-39uw Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:19:48 -0400 "the fact that it&#39;s even more dark, depressing and utterly hopeless than the source material? That boggles the mind." melissamarief adult nonadult I&#39;ve seen fan films where Batman gets tazered in the nuts and then criminals lock him up and force him to get addicted to heroin, but this porno from Vivid entertainment just may be the best non-licensed batshit crazy movie of all time. The first sex scene is based on The Killing Joke (pencil in the forehead), naked Commissioner Gordon is locked in a funhouse cage, Constantine is in it for some reason, and all ends with a twitching paralyzed batman. Comics Alliance&#39;s Chris Sims sums it up: "At this point, it&#39;s not a surprise that there&#39;s a porn parody of Nolan&#39;s Dark Knight films. But the fact that it&#39;s even more dark, depressing and utterly hopeless than the source material? That boggles the mind." nonadult Real trailer, dark and boring. nonadult This isn&#39;t the actual trailer, but it&#39;s way funnier. nonadult Grandma: My First Tattoo [VIDEO] http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/grandma-my-first-tattoo-video-39uw Awesome Tattoed Grandma is Awesome.

Grandma's tattoo story.

Via: rusetube.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/grandma-my-first-tattoo-video-39uw Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:23:59 -0400 <strong>Awesome Tattoed Grandma is Awesome.</strong> melissamarief adult The Creepiest Song About Facebook Photos Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/video-super-saiyan-jaylen-is-at-it-again-39uw Remember the guy tried to go super saiyan ? Well, he’s back with a super disturbing original song. Be warned, it’s NSFW-ish.

NSFW. NSF anyone.

Via: cluttermagazine.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/video-super-saiyan-jaylen-is-at-it-again-39uw Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:33:16 -0400 <strong>Remember the guy tried to go <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/avaa2/his-power-level-is-under-9000-2bhs">super saiyan</a>?</strong> Well, he&#39;s back with a super disturbing original song. Be warned, it&#39;s NSFW-ish. melissamarief nonadult Adorable Nyan Cat Facebook Cover Photo http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/adorable-nyan-cat-facebook-cover-photo-39uw THE CUTENESS! In love of the Nyan Cat Adventure game.

Nyan Cat Adventure Facebook Cover Photo

Nyan Cat Adventure Facebook Cover Photo

Nyan Cat Adventure is on iOS, 21st Street Games made this cover photo. Spread the nyan.

Via: itunes.apple.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/adorable-nyan-cat-facebook-cover-photo-39uw Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:09:44 -0400 <strong>THE CUTENESS!</strong> In love of the Nyan Cat Adventure game. melissamarief adult Nyan Cat iOS Trailer Released http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-ios-trailer-released-39uw When you see the Nyan Cat, all you want is moar nyan cat. New game has moar nyans, moar party, and moar nyans.

Available March 20 on iOS - download now on Xbox Indies. Officially licensed from the creator.

NEW NYANS! NEW PARTY! AWESOME STUFF!

Source: 21stGames.com  /  via: http://21st%20Street%20Games

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-ios-trailer-released-39uw Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:52:54 -0400 When you see the Nyan Cat, all you want is moar nyan cat. New game has moar nyans, moar party, and moar nyans. melissamarief adult Cat Art from new Ron English Game Is Ridiculously Awesome http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-art-from-new-ron-english-game-is-ridiculously-39uw Trippy doesn’t begin to describe it. Art from the new Ron English pack for Techno Kitten Adventure.

LINK: Ron English Pack - Techno Kitten Adventure

Ron English was called the "greatest living artist" by Morgan Splurlock. Techno Kitten Adventure has been called "awesome" by 500,000 players. Look at this art. Together, they launch on March 16 on iOS, and Xbox Live Indie Games soon after.

Source: 21st Street Games  /  via: 21stgames.com

Source: 21st Street Games  /  via: 21stgames.com

Source: 21st Street Games  /  via: 21stgames.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-art-from-new-ron-english-game-is-ridiculously-39uw Tue, 28 Feb 2012 06:34:38 -0500 Trippy doesn&#39;t begin to describe it. Art from the new Ron English pack for Techno Kitten Adventure. melissamarief adult Ron English was called the "greatest living artist" by Morgan Splurlock. Techno Kitten Adventure has been called "awesome" by 500,000 players. Look at this art. Together, they launch on March 16 on iOS, and Xbox Live Indie Games soon after. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Cat Pushes Friend Down Stairs http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-pushes-friend-to-possible-death-39uw In a real life Mufassa-Scar type situation, adorable kitty pushes his friend to possible death.

Cat Pushes Friend Off Staircase

Source: youtube.com  /  via: YouTube

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-pushes-friend-to-possible-death-39uw Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:48:08 -0500 In a real life Mufassa-Scar type situation, adorable kitty pushes his friend to possible death. melissamarief adult Funniest Nyan Cat Adventure Review (so Far) http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/funniest-nyan-cat-adventure-review-so-far-39uw

“If you’re of age, get drunk and play this game”

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/funniest-nyan-cat-adventure-review-so-far-39uw Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:03:59 -0500 "If you&#39;re of age, get drunk and play this game" melissamarief adult Nyan Cat Adventure The Game http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-adventure-the-game-39uw In the year 20XX, Nyan Cat Has Adventure! Will be on Xbox Indies as soon as it gets enough peer reviews from other xblig developers. On Xbox Indies as soon as it’s finished peer-reviewing. Dear God, Xblig developers, REVIEW IT. http://www.21stgames.com

In the year 20XX, Nyan Cat Has Adventure! Will be on Xbox Indies as soon as it gets enough peer reviews from other xblig developers.

Source: youtube.com  /  via: facebook.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-adventure-the-game-39uw Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:26:26 -0500 In the year 20XX, Nyan Cat Has Adventure! Will be on Xbox Indies as soon as it gets enough peer reviews from other xblig developers. On Xbox Indies as soon as it&#39;s finished peer-reviewing. Dear God, Xblig developers, REVIEW IT. http://www.21stgames.com melissamarief adult From Medal Of Honor To MAXIM http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/from-medal-of-honor-to-maxim-39uw You think MAXIM = girls, but their latest project is all about dudes, Glocks & Call of Duty. With military consultants includingrecent Medal of Honor recipient Sgt. Dakota Meyer , Maxim has cooked up challenges for 10 military professionals.

You think MAXIM = girls, but their latest project is all about dudes, Glocks & Call of Duty. With grade A military consultants, includingrecent Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer, Maxim has cooked up challenges for 10 military professionals.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/from-medal-of-honor-to-maxim-39uw Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:44:00 -0500 You think MAXIM = girls, but their latest project is all about dudes, Glocks &amp; Call of Duty. With military consultants includingrecent Medal of Honor recipient Sgt. Dakota Meyer<b>, Maxim has cooked up challenges for 10 military professionals.</b> melissamarief adult Trippin' Balls, Listenin' to Peaches http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/trippin-balls-listenin-to-peaches-39uw

It’s thursday.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/trippin-balls-listenin-to-peaches-39uw Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:02:19 -0400 It&#39;s thursday. melissamarief adult 5 Ways to Deal With Freshman Stress from Dr Drew's Lifechangers http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/5-ways-to-deal-with-freshman-stress-from-dr-drew-39uw

College is hard. Duh. Your professors help you work on your major, but who helps you work on yourself? Jennifer Cohen (“Dr Drew’s Lifechangers”) breaks down tips for mental, emotional AND physical health that any college kid can start.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/5-ways-to-deal-with-freshman-stress-from-dr-drew-39uw Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:15:56 -0400 College is hard. Duh. Your professors help you work on your major, but who helps you work on yourself? Jennifer Cohen ("Dr Drew&#39;s Lifechangers") breaks down tips for mental, emotional AND physical health that any college kid can start. melissamarief adult Nyan Cat Game Now BETTER THAN EVAR http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-game-now-better-than-evar-39uw Nyan Cat is now a playable kitteh in Techno Kitten Adventure, and it’s free on iOS. What’s nyan to like?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/nyan-cat-game-now-better-than-evar-39uw Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:59:20 -0400 Nyan Cat is now a playable kitteh in Techno Kitten Adventure, and it&#39;s free on iOS. What&#39;s nyan to like? melissamarief adult Cat Genius, Dr Techno Kitten http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-genius-dr-techno-kitten-39uw

He’s in our office, makin’ up games.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/cat-genius-dr-techno-kitten-39uw Wed, 11 May 2011 16:02:53 -0400 He&#39;s in our office, makin&#39; up games. melissamarief adult Thor's Day Off - Techno (Kitten) Viking http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/thors-day-off-techno-kitten-viking-39uw

Thor was #1 at the box office this weekend, and with good reason - it was awesome fun. The publishers of Techno Kitten Adventure are celebrating with a good ol’ fashioned Techno (Kitten) Viking rave. Get out your horns & jetpax, you’re invited. Techno Kitten is a sidescroller on Xbox Indies, with a mobile release set for June 7.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissamarief/thors-day-off-techno-kitten-viking-39uw Mon, 09 May 2011 09:41:32 -0400 Thor was #1 at the box office this weekend, and with good reason - it was awesome fun. The publishers of Techno Kitten Adventure are celebrating with a good ol&#39; fashioned Techno (Kitten) Viking rave. Get out your horns &amp; jetpax, you&#39;re invited. Techno Kitten is a sidescroller on Xbox Indies, with a mobile release set for June 7. melissamarief adult