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In this world, is there anything better than cheese?
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And anyone who says otherwise...
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Is, quite simply, wrong:
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Because without cheese...
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Macaroni would have never found its soulmate:
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Fries would be cold and lonely:
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Tortillas would rarely leave their stacks:
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Pizzas would be naked:
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Grilled cheese would just be dry toast:
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Burgers would be devastatingly incomplete:
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And we would all be resigned to snacking on things like pretzels and rice cakes*:
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So from sea to shining sea...
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Let's just take a moment to honor this fine, fine food:
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Or (better yet) a stick:
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Thank you cheesus, for everything that you've given us.
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We shall continue to seize the cheese.
