So you can lick the icing off first. Duh.
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Melissa G. 
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I’m ultra-shy. I get anxiety about ordering coffee at blackbirds. Seriously. Luckily I order the same thing 90% of the time, so the Barrista(/Barristo?) knows what to give me. I love variety in life and how many different people this Earth contains. I also love the Earth that contains us, and am trying to lose my consumerist ways. I write poetry (sometimes), I paint (sometimes), I knit (often), and I love to cook. Sometimes I’m a 1950’s housewife, and that scares me (I also love pink p…
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Response to Anatomically Correct Vagina Cupcake [NSFW]:
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- Melissa thinks "Whip My Hair" Skate Routine is Cute
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Response to Browser By User Base:
I'm a huge queer!
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Response to Mother & Son, Then & Now:
LOL!
- Melissa thinks Mario Bros Body Paint [NSFW] is Ew
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Response to Mario Bros Body Paint [NSFW]:
This is pretty nasty.
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Response to Miley Cyrus Bong Song:
This girl has a much better voice than Miley. I kind of love her.
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- Melissa I freaking hate this movie.
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Response to 25 Alternative Christmas Trees:
I love the ladder and the yarn balls!
- Melissa thinks R-Pattz & K-Stew Make Out To R. Kelly is Ew
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Response to Demi is NOT on rehab for doing drugs! It's for…:
Oh yeah, that's totally better…
- Melissa I think Christina's done well for...
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Response to Just a Grandma Having a Laugh:
This is exactly how I want to be when I'm old.
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Response to 25 Examples of Christmas Decoration Abuse:
4 looks like a pedo house and 7 wouldn't be so tacky if it wasn't for the unnecessary apostrophe.
- Melissa no whispering eye?
- Melissa Best one I ever heard was "the downto...
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Response to 25 College Students Defeated By Finals Week:
LOL this is cute! I definitely slept in my college library.
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- Melissa Just like the Mormons...about a centu...
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- Melissa I WANT ONE! GIMME ONE!
- Melissa Is this what "Midnight Meat Train" is...
- Melissa thinks There's An Owl In This Picture is Cute
- Melissa It's funny because meat is actual...
- Melissa A Turkey's Idea Of Thanksgiving
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