• 1. Courtside Knicks Tickets

  • 2. One Gift Certificate For A Premium NYC Rub ‘n Tug

  • 3. Introductions To “Cool Good-Looking Available Ladies”

  • 4. Free Haircuts For A Year At A Boutique Barbershop/salon In The East Village

  • 5. Cash Amounts Over $1000

  • 6. 120GB iPod with “47,000 songs”

  • 7. A Place To Stay For Mardi Gras in New Orleans

  • 8. 2 Romeo No. 3 Cuban Cigars, by Romeo y Julieta

  • 9. Dinner For Two At Le Bernadin

  • 10. Free Christmas trees for life (plus face value of ticket and “a Michael Jordan Come Fly With Me Collector’s edition VHS”)

  • 11. My Brother’s Girlfriend

  • 12. $100k

    The winner, by far, was the poor sap who spent $100,000 on a ticket.