UPDATE - She was not pregnant. A thief who lies. What a shocker.
My white what?
On a satire scale between South Park and Swift, I think that was a good, honest Colbert Report.
This article proves the difference between the US and the rest of the world. Article about how such and such is great in Canada.
AMERICANS: Oh, that’s so cool to know. I love Canada. The people there are so nice. Article about how such is such is great in the U.K.
AMERICANS: Oh, wow. I didn’t know that. The U.K. is awesome. I want to go visit/live there when I get older. Article about how such and such is great in Japan
AMERICANS: How interesting. I want to go to there. Japan is awesome. Article about how such and such is great in the U.S.
NON-AMERICANS: America sucks. Screw them. Man, the world is a cranky old goat.
Tony Mendez is Mexican, Italian and like Afleck, he’s also Irish. To say that because he is part Mexican, he must be played by only “Latino” actors is to ignore his other ethnic make-up, which is really racist. Especially since, Mendez, himself, doesn’t consider himself “Latino” having not been raised in that culture and didn’t even learn Spanish until it was required of him to learn for his CIA job. As a mixed person, myself, Irish-Puerto Rican, who is as pale as the driven snow, to be told that I don’t get call myself how I see myself, is arrogant and, again, racist on the person who is telling me this. And for the record, Latins, come in every shade of the rainbow. It’s more of a cultural moniker than an ethnic group. For every Rosie Perez there is a Gina Torres and Carmen Diaz. For every Danny Trejo there is a Dylan O’Brien and Laz Alonso.
No Ralph Fiennes? Ian Holm? Damien Lewis? This list is bad. And did I miss the memo where Australia became a British colony again?
Is it me or is buzzfeed just becoming more and more trolltastic? These “banned” books were isolated cases, like one book was banned at a certain public school district and usually the ban didn’t last long. There isn’t a book out there that has been banned nationwide and has stayed banned. NONE. ZIP. ZILCH. ZERO. That would be unconstitutional.
Mr.Mrs. Smith goes to Washington. I love it when life imitates art.
First Matt Smith and now Damian Lewis. Who will be the next English actor to buzz his head? Place your bets now.
YAY, junk science! Pushing real science decades into the past with their “The Sky is falling” rumors. If you believe the garbage in this post then you might as well believe man and dinosaurs lived at the same time. There’s enough “scientific” information to prove both true.
Thank you. I was trying to wrap my head around his statement without it going into a meltdown. I wonder what his version of espionage is. Maybe if Snowden had been wearing a trench coat and sneaking around on his tip toes, that would have covered it.
Country music is everywhere here. And even if you loathe country with the passion of a thousand suns, you make the exception for Johnny Cash because he is the Man in Black.
1. Write a tame article telling what you miss about the US that is guaranteed to inflame the thinnest skinned Europeans.
2. Sit back and watch as the hits pour in because, again, thin skinned Europeans are super easy to rattle.
3. PROFIT! Seriously, if this was an article saying about what the author missed in Europe while living in the US, do you think the outcome would be the same? Nah. Americans are less likely to give a flip. They just don’t care. I even bet that article comments would be filled with Europeans going on and on how America sucks and the article is super correct and fantastic. Silly people.
I am surprised she didn’t slip, “HBIC” in the listing as well.
I swear, if Loki was a dog, this would be his breed.
Many of those bands were inspired by American bands. For example, Zeppelin wouldn’t be anything for American blues. If you asked them, they’d tell you that themselves.
You know how I know you’ve never driven across the US? There are places where you can drive for hours and hours and hours and never see another living soul. Just open roads. That top pick right there is a screenshot from the movie, Easy Rider, which was filmed in TA-DAH! The U.S.. Come on over. You are invited to see for yourself.
The traffic picture is the UK. 1. English license plates. 2. Driving in the opposite direction as Americans. 3. Drivers sitting in the opposite seat as Americans do. 4. Red markings on the road that do not exist in America. Please, tell me again how is this American?
1. None of those cars have American plates. (American plates are much smaller in length. About half of what is show in the photo.) Those orange plates are, in fact, English plates.
2. If that was America, the cars on the left would be going toward the camera, not away. And the drivers would be in the opposite seat as shown in this photo. Americans drive the opposite way from the British.
3. If that was a highway in Atlanta or L.A., it would be four lanes, not two.
4. The markings on the road are not American. Americans don’t do red lines. So, in conclusion, NOT AMERICAN. Get your facts right.
Good for them. I hope they win. Though it’s not going to stop The Post from jumping the gun and doing the same thing to another hapless sap.
And this is a bad thing? Yeah, who likes it when two strangers start swallowing faces next to them on a park bench? Get a room, people.
Helena Bonham Carter?
Yeah, how weird that a story that was inspired by ancient Northern European cultures and mythology would be given such a white cast. Strange indeed.
Most of these are off and don’t get the character at all. Sackhoff as Sam? No. The point of Samwise was that he was supposed to be the quiet everyman who faced this war. Sackhoff looks like she was born ready for war. Paul Bettany as Galadriel works.
Keira Knightley as Legolas works.
That’s it. Helen Mirren would be better as Gandalf.
Judi Dench would be better as Denethor
Angelica Huston would be better as Saruman
Tilda Swinton would be better as Elrond
Jennifer Lawrence would be better as Faramir
Charlize Theron would be better as Boromir
Ben Whishaw would be better as Arwen
No free museums in the U.S.? Then you’ve never been to D.C., I take it. Some of the best museums anywhere are there and all free. I dare you to be bored exploring the Smithsonian museums.
Yeah, that was the weird thing about London. Thinking that I could explore the city all night and just take the train back whenever only to be told that the tube shuts down just after eleven. I couldn’t believe it. Why would they do that sort of thing in a major city?
No, we have (Southern-style)biscuits and dinner rolls. And a good biscuit is a treasure with gravy.
So, the fake Chinese Theater in Hollywood is now Chinese property by way of the new buyers? Mind blown.
Everyone is going, “Oh, Prince Harry is so dreamy.” I’m going, “That one soldier lost the bottom half of EVERYTHING!” Not just his legs but everything below the naval. And the fact that he can smile is amazing. “Triumph” indeed.
Me too. Being able to fill up your car with the change you found between your couch cushions, boy, how do I miss those days.
The guy must love the US. Back home, he’s made fun of for being a ginger. In the US, he’s considered a sex symbol. I am no exception. I’m American and the man is cute.
I remember those “raver” pants. (They were also worn by the skater and punk subcultures as well back then.) They were two teepees held up by a belt. Thought they looked silly then and my mind hasn’t been changed since. Also, the shoe of choice was actually Airwalk.
So, she went from being Japanese to looking like a co-host on a Telemundo game show?
These are nice. But the best gifts that you can give to a teacher are school supplies because often the ones they have in the classroom and are given out to you come from their own pocket money. (School budgets are tiny after all.) That and gift cards to places that do food delivery because often they find themselves working at home going over reports and tests into the late night and the last they think about is cooking. Still want to be creative? coolpencilcase.com Your teacher will love you for it.
Yeah, I know what you are saying. If his twitter had been filled with, “DEATH TO AMERICA” rants or him bragging about his weapons collection and his murder fantasies involving those weapons I wouldn’t feel the same. But instead, he’s quoting Rent, looking forward to watching The Walking Dead and Vikings and taking pictures of his friends hanging out with their cars. He seems like your typical kid and less like a boogieman.
Probably feels slightly better than being the most hunted man in American while slowly bleeding to death. But only slightly.
Yeah, you’ve never seen the Snickers commercial either, have you?
And the award of, “I don’t get the joke” goes to…
There’s something fishy about this. I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is but something is rotten in Denmark.
Nah. I am guessing late 80’s, so that they were aware for the 90’s and think that is the end all and be all decade.