BuzzFeed - mehrshad mansouri http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:46:05 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Time Trax, motherfuckers... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=time-trax-motherfuckers-5815-l4&c=710P887&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftime-trax-motherfuckers-5815-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftime-trax-motherfuckers-5815-l4%2F

Time Trax, motherfuckers…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/time-trax-motherfuckers-5815-l4 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:38:14 -0500 "Number 3"? Over here we call them "Control... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=number-3-over-here-we-call-them-control-54lp-l4&c=7ZYAC7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fnumber-3-over-here-we-call-them-control-54lp-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fnumber-3-over-here-we-call-them-control-54lp-l4%2F

“Number 3”? Over here we call them “Control Problems.”

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/number-3-over-here-we-call-them-control-54lp-l4 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:44:36 -0500 To be anti-Duckface is to be anti-Zoolander. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=to-be-anti-duckface-is-to-be-anti-zoolander-53ts-l4&c=7ZRM07&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fto-be-anti-duckface-is-to-be-anti-zoolander-53ts-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fto-be-anti-duckface-is-to-be-anti-zoolander-53ts-l4%2F

To be anti-Duckface is to be anti-Zoolander.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/to-be-anti-duckface-is-to-be-anti-zoolander-53ts-l4 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:04:15 -0500 Dame Elizabeth, would you say it was... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=dame-elizabeth-would-you-say-it-was-4vn6-l4&c=7YFKF7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdame-elizabeth-would-you-say-it-was-4vn6-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdame-elizabeth-would-you-say-it-was-4vn6-l4%2F

Dame Elizabeth, would you say it was 'scrumtrulescent'?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/dame-elizabeth-would-you-say-it-was-4vn6-l4 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:00:56 -0400 Here's another video that provides much needed... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=heres-another-video-that-provides-much-needed-4w5m-l4&c=7Y9UB7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fheres-another-video-that-provides-much-needed-4w5m-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fheres-another-video-that-provides-much-needed-4w5m-l4%2F

Here's another video that provides much needed context, and not lefty moonbat conspiracy shenanigans about 9/11. The 'fuck you' is very likely directed toward the idiot Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, the sponsor of the bill and who just two weeks earlier told Arnold to “kiss my gay ass” (check 0:15) during a Democratic fundraiser, only before going up to the dais and channeling a flaming Charles Nelson Reilly. So, it's not unprovoked, and Arnold's not being a meanie to just SF. Just watch the video.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/heres-another-video-that-provides-much-needed-4w5m-l4 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:46:20 -0400 Schwarzenegger to SF: Make Like a Tree and FUCK YOU http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=schwarzenegger-to-sf-make-like-a-tree-and-fuck-yo-l4&c=7Y7QH7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fschwarzenegger-to-sf-make-like-a-tree-and-fuck-yo-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fschwarzenegger-to-sf-make-like-a-tree-and-fuck-yo-l4%2F

Link: http://sfist.com/2009/10/27/gov_arnol...

After the Governator was catcalled by an SF supe to “kiss my [gay] ass” at a local Dem fundraiser a couple weeks ago, a clever retort comes from Arnie's office in the form of a pithy (and totally AWESOME) hidden message via official veto. Oh, California politics - will you never cease to entertain us?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/schwarzenegger-to-sf-make-like-a-tree-and-fuck-yo-l4 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:31:44 -0400 The Fucking Word Of The Day http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=the-fucking-word-of-the-day-l4&c=7XQN97&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-fucking-word-of-the-day-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-fucking-word-of-the-day-l4%2F

Link: http://www.thefuckingwordoftheday.com

Finally, a dictionary for the rest of us, putting those big SAT-type words in a context that makes learning fun again. Suck it, Merriam and Webster.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/the-fucking-word-of-the-day-l4 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:05:52 -0400 Attack of the Giant Seagulls http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=attack-of-the-giant-seagulls-l4&c=7XM1S7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fattack-of-the-giant-seagulls-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fattack-of-the-giant-seagulls-l4%2F

No words, just fear. Tremendous, crippling fear.

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The Best Links:

  1. Giant Seagull Stalks Australian Channel 9 Newsreader Peter Hitchiner
]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/attack-of-the-giant-seagulls-l4 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:25:57 -0400 TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=today-is-international-caps-lock-day-l4&c=7XLS97&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftoday-is-international-caps-lock-day-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftoday-is-international-caps-lock-day-l4%2F

Link: http://capslockday.com/

OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY . UNLEASH THE FURY WITH THE ULTIMATE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. USE IT IN E-MAILS TO YOUR BOSS, SIGN YOUR CHECKS IN CAPITAL PRINT, AND COMMENT FLAME RANDOM PEOPLE WITHOUT CONCERN OF LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS!!!11shiftone

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/today-is-international-caps-lock-day-l4 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:21:56 -0400 Tall cat is not tall. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=tall-cat-is-not-tall-4pzk-l4&c=7X37Y7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftall-cat-is-not-tall-4pzk-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Ftall-cat-is-not-tall-4pzk-l4%2F

Tall cat is not tall.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/tall-cat-is-not-tall-4pzk-l4 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:53:17 -0400 doing it for the kids. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=doing-it-for-the-kids-4nla-l4&c=7WMX47&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdoing-it-for-the-kids-4nla-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdoing-it-for-the-kids-4nla-l4%2F

doing it for the kids .

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/doing-it-for-the-kids-4nla-l4 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:46:01 -0400 Alllllllllll! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=alllllllllll-3t1w-l4&c=7QNGJ7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Falllllllllll-3t1w-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Falllllllllll-3t1w-l4%2F

Alllllllllll!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/alllllllllll-3t1w-l4 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:49:28 -0400 regardless, I still have my fair share of brand... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=regardless-i-still-have-my-fair-share-of-brand-3t1v-l4&c=7QNFR7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fregardless-i-still-have-my-fair-share-of-brand-3t1v-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fregardless-i-still-have-my-fair-share-of-brand-3t1v-l4%2F

regardless, I still have my fair share of brand advocates, each a celebrity in their own right

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/regardless-i-still-have-my-fair-share-of-brand-3t1v-l4 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:47:55 -0400 unfortunately, my SEO's been hijacked lately... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=unfortunately-my-seos-been-hijacked-lately-3t1v-l4&c=7QNE07&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Funfortunately-my-seos-been-hijacked-lately-3t1v-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Funfortunately-my-seos-been-hijacked-lately-3t1v-l4%2F

unfortunately, my SEO's been hijacked lately by a greaseball “I-Pop” artist

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/unfortunately-my-seos-been-hijacked-lately-3t1v-l4 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:41:18 -0400 Doing a Lynndie http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=doing-a-lynndie-3szi-l4&c=7QNCG7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdoing-a-lynndie-3szi-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fdoing-a-lynndie-3szi-l4%2F Doing a Lynndie


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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/doing-a-lynndie-3szi-l4 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:38:48 -0400 Man Exposes Self, Punches Female Passenger On Plane http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=man-exposes-self-punches-female-passenger-on-plan-l4&c=7QJ477&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fman-exposes-self-punches-female-passenger-on-plan-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fman-exposes-self-punches-female-passenger-on-plan-l4%2F

Link: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article...

A Las Vegas-bound flight returned to Oakland today after a man whipped out his member, punched the female passenger next to him, then proceeded to disrobe before running through the plane naked. You stay classy, Oakland .

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/man-exposes-self-punches-female-passenger-on-plan-l4 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:35:55 -0400 Context http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=context-3rvc-l4&c=7QHDL7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fcontext-3rvc-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fcontext-3rvc-l4%2F

Context

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/context-3rvc-l4 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:30:08 -0400 in 15 years... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=in-15-years-vi7-l4&c=7PLRP7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fin-15-years-vi7-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fin-15-years-vi7-l4%2F

in 15 years…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/in-15-years-vi7-l4 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:37:22 -0400 The perfect crime... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=the-perfect-crime-3mfr-l4&c=7PE4Y7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-perfect-crime-3mfr-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-perfect-crime-3mfr-l4%2F

The perfect crime…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/the-perfect-crime-3mfr-l4 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:46:49 -0400 The perfect crime... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mehrshad&buzz=the-perfect-crime-2ih0-l4&c=7PE4R7&u=74DW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-perfect-crime-2ih0-l4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmehrshad%2Fthe-perfect-crime-2ih0-l4%2F

The perfect crime…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mehrshad/the-perfect-crime-2ih0-l4 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:46:06 -0400