“He loathed the slack expression on Stewart’s face while he played it-the fixed gaze, the loose, parted lips, like a moron trying to solve a calculus problem.” Codex by Lev Grossman

I want that man to put a baby in me…like now.

My 5 year old self has a major crush on him

Katie Holmes looks like Gollum

I had a Scary Spice doll when I was a kid

I vote Helen Mirren for pope

happened to me on 9gag, however my 9gag account isn’t linked to my facebook account.

I’ve had the fruit loops vodka. It smells like fruit loops, tastes like awfulness

Well at least he’s learned to use his words and not his fists.

she looks super uncomfortable