Oh, I’m so sorry for raising the next generation of little people who will grow up to hopefully earn the taxable income to ensure your social security benefits. Dogs will never do this. Sorry for raising little people who will one day grow up to maybe be your nurse, your driver, your favorite chef. Dogs will not. Child rearing is an important and thankless job and the children we rear today go on to benefit even the childless - so shut up and put up with our non-sense, at least a bit of it.