My email box has been taken over by anonymous commenters. Most of them are evil spamming machines, albeit very flattering spamming machines. I'd hate to be rude so I decided to write them back. I know it will warm their little computer-robot-scamming hearts.
Dear Anonymous,
I am slightly concerned that motor cycle jackets are close to your heart. Have you heard of Jesus? He is better than motorcycle jackets AND bows. You take care too! And no, you may not have my contact information. K, thanks!
Love,
Meg "I can't even pronounce your 'blog' " Cady
Dear Anonymous,
I am so glad you are here by mistake, but I think you have bigger issues if you are using Bing. I also love my theme and design--you can never have too much glitter! I was thinking of doing a little sprucing up during Thanksgiving break, what do you think? I am sure you will see it, ya know cause you booked marked my blog and all. You keep up your superb work too.
Love,
Meg "Google, always Google" Cady 
Dear Anonymous,
Well, well aren't you forward you cheeky little devil you. Good thing there are 40 other posts just like the one you would "like to look extra" posts like this.
Love,
Meg "Still blushing" Cady 
Dear Anonymous,
Go home, you're drunk.
Love,
Meg "but really,get you're life together" Cady 
Dear Anonymous,
Sounds like you should keep your iPad in a better spot. Also, I am pretty sure dropping an iPad isn't going make you a YouTube sensation. I would suggest a cute baby video or something with a cat-- those always seem to be winners. Although I think you are insane and you want to give me all sorts of computer virus with your "Champagne based cocktails" I am so glad you decided to share.
Love,
Meg "I love a good cat video" Cady
Dear Anonymous,
Ohhhhh thanks for clearing up online gambling for me. I didn't know it was as easy as booking a movie ticket or booking a place for marriage--makes sense. I mean usually casinos are the epitome of mortality, but thanks for the heads up. I'll remember it the next time I feel like being super sketchy. Also, hate the break it to you, there is no way that online gambling experience can be as close to an experience in a real casino cause the internet can't get me a free drink when ever I want.
Love,
Meg "I'll take a vodka tonic with a twist of lime" Cady
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