15 Pieces Of “Arrested Development” Merch You Need Right Now

With 15 new Arrested Development episodes just over a month away, here's a look at 15 of the most creative Bluth family collectables from around the internet. Some retail therapy before our collective Netflix binge session on May 26.

1. "Gob Bless You" Framed Cross-Stitch, $65

Via etsy.com

The simple, yet elegant alternating banana and chicken embroidery will light up any home.

2. Buster's Unfortunate Incident Earrings, $6.95

Via etsy.com

"We're not going to Catalina are we?"

3. Cornballer Infomercial Paper Dolls, $19.99

Via etsy.com

Complete with two versions of George Sr.: standing and strangling!

4. Big Yellow Joint/Banana Scarf, $35

Via etsy.com

In case you get chilly snacking on a frozen banana.

5. Buster's Army Awards Tank, $25.59

Via skreened.com

Show off your military honors.

6. "For British Eyes Only" stationery, $10

Via etsy.com

When you need to write super secret spy memos to Mr. F.

7. Tobias Fünke: World's Best Analrapist Mug, $15

Via etsy.com

For the No. 1 analrapist in your life.

8. Ramones-inspired Bluths T-shirt, $25.56

chistanski / Via redbubble.com

"Hey Gob, let's go. Hey Gob, let's go!"

9. Lucille Bluth pins, $8

Via etsy.com

A Gangy for every occasion.

10. "IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION" Print, $99.99

Via ebay.com

"A 'trick' is something a whore does for money...or candy."

11. Bluth Family Nesting Dolls, $140

Via etsy.com

Just the teensiest bit creepy, like Lucille's winks.

12. "There's Always Money in the Banana Stand" Key Chain, $8

Via etsy.com

"NO TOUCHING!"

13. Classic Quote Blue Pencils, $15

Via etsy.com

Because you'll always be leaving a note.

14. "I Blue Myself" Canvas Print, $25

Via etsy.com

Now your walls can look just like the ones in the model home.

15. "Les Cousins Dangereux" Poster, $20

Via etsy.com

"I like the way the French think."

16. BONUS: Denim "JeanPants" Underwear, $31

Via japantrendshop.com

For the never nude in all of us.