1. Meet dog. Strong, loyal, and fierce, dogs of the world know no other life than fighting for what is right and just.
2. Dog spends its days carefree, joyful. That is, until its mortal enemy arrives.
3. When he least expects it, it comes. No warning. No mercy. What could this enemy be, you ask?
5. Used by humans all over the world that desire nothing more than to destroy their dogs’ psyches, these vacuums rob the floor of its rightful dust. Little known fact: vacuums are powered by the tears of children.*
*In this context, “fact” may be interpreted as “logical opinion based on presented evidence.”