Buttons The Cat Is Better Than You

It’s time we all just admit it and move on. posted on

1. Meet Buttons. He’s better than you.

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2. He has a Cindy Crawford mole. I bet you don’t have one of those, do you?

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Didn’t think so.

3. And sure, you might take dramatic bathroom selfies too, but can you bring the strength and courage he does to an image? Definitely not.

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4. And here he is, surveying his kingdom. Do you even have a kingdom? Not likely.

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5. And do you have any inferior subjects to gaze down upon benevolently? I doubt it.

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6. And I think we already know that you’re not tall and svelte like Buttons is. I mean really, just LOOK at that body.

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7. And just because he’s tall and beautiful does not mean he’s not stealthy. He’s as sly and cunning as a secret agent. You can’t keep up.

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8. Bet you can’t even find him here, that’s how good he is at hiding.

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9. And just so you know, Buttons has a very refined pallet. Starbucks interests him NOT.

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10. And being detained by a plastic carrier previously reserved for plebeians? The outrage!

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11. You see, Buttons is a rags-to-riches story. Just look at him. When he was adopted, Buttons had a mangy coat and health problems. Something tells me your story isn’t nearly as impressive as his.

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12. He was rescued by the Capital Area Humane Society in Lansing, MI, then was adopted by Quin, a Michigan State student. Total underdog right here.

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13. Little did Quin know, he was adopting greatness hiding under a coat of sickly fur.

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14. Like a beautiful feline butterfly, Buttons’ true colors shone through. And just LOOK AT THAT MANE.

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15. You wish you looked as good as him. But we both know you’re not even close.

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16. This kind of casual elegance isn’t learned. It’s bestowed at birth.

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17. And, let’s face it: you just don’t have it.

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18. So let’s just all take a moment and behold the beauty that is Buttons.

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19. And hope that maybe, just maybe, someday we’ll be graced with a hug as majestic and superior as this one.

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20. Okay, yeah, Buttons doubts it’ll happen to you too. But you can dream!

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All photos courtesy of Reddit user quinsaule. Thanks, Quin!

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