1. Okay, he was hesitant at first, but this cat is experiencing gravity like none before him. FEEL THE ADRENALINE RUSH.
2. You see this gate? This is HIS gate now. Ain’t no stoppin’ this puppy!
3. This tennis ball? It’s going down. Its menacing stare is no match for this puppy’s fierce warrior stance!
4. Oh you THOUGHT he was a little bird but LOOK AGAIN. He’s rough. He’s tough. He’ll take you on ANY DAY.
5. This kitten really doesn’t know where she is, but she’s going to try not to panic. Grace under pressure!
6. This cat doesn’t believe in what you’re doing and she is taking a stand for JUSTICE. For PEACE. For… oh dear.
7. This puppy’s ready to defend everyone from the menace that is the door stop. Careful… steady… OH GOD IT MADE A NOISE.
8. Sure, it’s all fun and relaxation until HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT RIGHT THERE. This cat’s on it though, no worries.
9. Who said men don’t help out with housework? This guy’s here to break some gender-role boundaries. Oh, and some species-role boundaries too.
10. In the courageous fight against those humans who wish to steal the bottle from her, this kitten won’t give in.
Even though, y’know, the human gave her the bottle in the first place.