13 Goth Office Products

Whether your office is in the heart of the city or within your own home, it certainly doesn't have to be boring! On request, I have made a list of 13 items to help darken down (rather than brighten up) your workspace...

1. 1. Infectious Disease Stressball

Via thinkgeek.com

How's this for a grotesque spin on that classic office plaything, the stress toy? With one squeeze, it transforms into a ball of disgusting pustules! Awesome!

$2.49

2. Mummy Rubber Band Holder

Via perpetualkid.com

I never realised a rubber band holder was something I needed - until I saw this product! Looks like so much fun!

$5.00

3. Sugar Skull Pen

Via thegothiccatwalk.co.uk

Here's something really fun that will brighten up your workspace (in a dark and creepy way)!

£4.95

4. Black Post It Notes

Via amazon.com

Here's a way to make it utterly clear how goth you are to your other co-workers! You'll probably need a coloured gel pen to write on them though...

$10.29

5. Fleur de Lis Pewter Business Pocket Cardholder

Via 365daysgifts.com

I love how elegant and fancy this business card holder is! One for a Corp Goth with a certain flashy style.

$12.95

6. Ghost Optical Mouse

Via cgconline.net

Aside from being really rather cute and unusual (and reminding me of Munch's "Scream" painting), what I really love about this mouse is that it's glow-in-the-dark! Perfect for those who prefer to work by night...

$13.00

7. Black Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder

Via neatoshop.com

Gruesomely detailed, this pen holder will show quite...literally...how dark hearted you are! I love that you have to stick the pens in the blood vessels.

$17.96

8. Human Thumb USB Drive

Via 6-ft-under.com

And if creepily realistic anatomical office products are you thing, be sure to check out this thumb USB! Sure to creep out your co workers...

$18.99

9. Computer Mouse Rug

Via vat19.com

What could be more darkly decadent (and somewhat adorable) than a Persian rug for your mouse? It even has tassels!

$19.99

10. Sword Letter Opener

Via spiral.org.uk

What an awesome way to go through your mail - slicing it open with a miniature sword! There's lots of designs available, but I imagine lots of Goths will be particularly attracted to this gother-than-thou "Terminator" one.

£10.95

11. Mortius Desk Assistant Alchemy Gothic Desk Set

Via onlinegothic.co.uk

A fabulously macabre way to display memos, business cards, family photos, protective sigils...

£16.08

12. Leather "Book of Shadows" Notebook

Via witchcraft-supplies.com

Designed to be used as a Wiccan Book of Shadows, but I can imagine this being a fantastic jotter for any gothic-inclined individual. Guaranteed to raise eyebrows when you pull it out to take meeting minutes!

$37.00

13. Gothic Vitruvian Skeleton Ringbinder

Via london-goth.co.uk

This ornate ringbinder is so stunning, it would make even the most mundane notes enclosed seem mysterious and exciting! I would love to have this on my office desk.

£119.00