Next year Sam Raimi should make a fourth Spiderman with Toby Maguire. Just to really fuck with our heads.

Ironic, if we never changed “thousands of years of thinking” about women, her mother would have never been a candidate for Vice President.

Is he tiny or is she big? Seriously? Unless they are both the same size and it was directed by Peter Jackson.

Also, one of their floors in the same building is decorated as a Gotham city rooftop at night, air-vents and all. Another is a daytime metropolis skyline. Its pretty tight.

Is Joe Biden the Billy Madison of vice presidents?

90% of what we do here is legit. However, I have a client list of a few male models who enjoy regularly receiving handjobs from 40 year old women. You in?

Whats a magazine?

By Geraldo's standards, I should assume he's a child molester based on his ridiculous mustache.

This is a VHS transfer away from being an amazing Tim and Eric sketch.