1. Dishonorable Mention - Kaidan Alenko
Cons - Kaidan is boring, a killjoy and basically takes all the fun out of romance.
Pros - Popular consensus appears to agree that Kaidan has a nice ass.
Final result - I’m sorry Kaidan, but I will let you die every single time.
2. 10. Ashley Williams
Cons- Kinda sorta a racist, a bit clingy and prone to unpleasant outbursts.
Pros - Been there since the beginning, loyal and accepts you for who you are.
Final result - That girl you hooked up with on a school trip on the back of the bus only to learn she had a huge problem with you living in “the city.”
4. 8. Jacob Taylor
Pros - Stalwart, a pillar for Shepard to rely upon and a decently good guy.
Cons - CHEATER!!!!!!
Final Result- Jacob is your permanent backup and locked safely within the “friend” box though he wants something more.
6. 6. Kelly Chambers
Pros - Super adorable, helpful and is probably very nice to kittens.
Cons- A bit scarred over that whole “abducted by aliens” thing and she is nice to kittens.
Final Result- Kelly is your ex that you sometimes stalk on Facebook at 3AM.
8. 4. Liara T’Soni
Pros- Liara is opens up Shepard’s mind to alien/human relationships, can make a fun light show happen when she is smooching you and is generally a nice lady.
Cons- Not to slutshame anyone but Liara has been around the block (or universe). It also doesn’t help that she turns to a life of pseudo-crime the first time you let her out of your sight.
Final Result - Liara is that girl you made out with at the bar once after to many Mai Tais.
9. 3. Thane Krios
Pros- VERY Sensitive, complex back story portray him as the last of a dying race and appears to be a good kisser.
Final Result- Thane is the boy you had a crush on at summer camp who died in a tragic swimming accident a day before you could confess your love to him.
10. 2. Tali’Zorah
Pros- OMG SO CUTE!!!
Cons- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Final Result- If you find yourself with a person like Tali, then you are a very lucky person indeed.