1. Just try not to say…
2. DUCKIN’ DUCKS ON A POND!
3. OH MY BUTT!
4. HOLY COCKDWARFS!
5. MONKEY BALLS!
- BuzzFeed News has identified a second member of the ISIS execution cell led by "Jihadi John."
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates debated in New Hampshire ahead of Tuesday's primary, and Sen. Marco Rubio malfunctioned 🇺🇸
- Super Bowl 50 catch-up: The Denver Broncos upset the Carolina Panthers. And Beyoncé slayed her half-time show 🏈 👑