1. Here’s the entire video. We don’t recommend watching it.
2. Back in November, reddit user Anndddyyyy got on thread about Bitcoin, and drunkely made some predictions about the future of the digital currency. He was so confident in his predictions, he said he’d eat a hat with ketchup if he was wrong. He was wrong.
3. According to his comments on reddit, It took Anndddyyyy three sittings to eat the entire hat, which he supplemented with a Philly Cheesesteak.
4. And because you’re totally wondering, no, our hat eater has not found any piece of hat in his poop.
5. If you don’t want to watch the video, here’s a pretty thorough break down of what happens. First, our hat eater cuts up the hat into tiny pieces.
It takes him kind of forever because his scissors sucks.
8. STIILL chewing…
At this point we’re 42 minutes in. It looks like he’s gotten himself some better scissors.