Don’t forget American Horror Story!

how much Plat did the contributor get to write this fluff piece for bud? plus it’s terrible beer. terrible.

If the only rule is to drink for every “literally”, you will literally die. Literally.

Lolz. You’re dumb.

“…none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!”

Appearing with Pat Robertson only makes you look crazy to anyone who isn’t already voting for you. Keep doing that!

You are a perfect Republican.

This is like a living nightmare.

Duncan went on to his first ring, and Garnett went home.

Is anybody else creeped out by how exactly alike his voice and mannerisms are to his father’s?