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"Who is Mr. Putin?" You are Mr. Putin!

Which Vladimir Putin Are You?

Rugged, outdoorsy, and smoldering in shades, you're not scared to flaunt your assets in front of the whole world. If Russia ratified the Rome Statute, the International Criminal Court'd have to try you for looking this good. And - ladies, take note - you're newly single, too! Glory to Russia!

Shirtless Putin

You came to power vowing to "wipe [terrorists] out in the shithouse," and you've never looked back since. Islamic insurgents across the Caucasus squeal when they hear your name. And one steely stare from you is all it takes to scare NATO off moving its missile shields a step closer to your borders. Glory to Russia!

Warrior Putin

You're an island of morality standing steadfast against the sodomy and sedition thrown at you by the pernicious West. Russians look to you to defend their traditional values against your many enemies at home and abroad. They can criticize you all they want, but don't let it get to you - you're the one who rose your nation up from its knees. Glory to Russia!

Patriotic Putin

It's lonely at the top. With 14 years already under your belt and perhaps another ten still to go, nobody understands that better than you. Newly divorced, you're not afraid to share your feelings with your people or show your sensitive side. Glory to Russia!

Sad Putin

You're not just in the best shape of your life at 61 - you're a one-man Olympic team, putting other world leaders to shame with your mastery of every event. If Russia doesn't win all the medals it should at Sochi, that'll be because you weren't competing. It just wouldn't be fair. Glory to Russia!

Sports Putin

Your pole stands tall and unwavering to meet the challenges of today's multi-polar world. Diplomatic triumphs over Syria and Iran have seen you hailed as the world's greatest statesman. And if people don't like that, your Security Council veto will tell them where to stick it. Glory to Russia!

Diplomatic Putin

With apologies to Fiona Hill and Clifford Gaddy of the Brookings Institution, whose book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0815723768/?tag=buzz0f-20" target="_blank">Mr. Putin: Operative in the Kremlin</a> inspired this quiz.

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