1. Yeah, it’s the couch in your living room, but it’s not yours to use anymore
2. Even though you went to public schools, your dog goes to boarding school
3. Your parents are too busy updating your dog’s facebook page to comment on your status updates.
4. You’ve slept in the same bed for your entire life – the dog has sampled 4 in her first year of life
Not this one…
This seat’s been stolen…
5. No one wants to fly you home for the holidays, but the dog was flown in from a breeder 3000 miles away
6. They passed on graduation too. They were at another one.
7. You can’t change the family TV because the dog’s favorite channel is on
8. When you try to take the dog for a walk, you’re always ‘doing it wrong’
12. Your dog gets to go to more extracurricular classes than you ever did.
14. Mom took more time to prepare his dinner than to microwave yours
15. …and it seems more inspired than your pizza rolls, too
…and it seems more inspired than your pizza rolls, too