7 Things From Elementary School You Can No Longer Explain

1. 1. Fractions

They weren’t fun then, and they definitely wouldn’t be fun now.

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2. 2. How to properly play a recorder

Or a flutophone!

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3. 3. Cursive Writing

Adam Sandler was funny once. Never forget.

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4. 4. Photosynthesis

Accurate.

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5. 5. Division

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6. 6. Who Ethan Allen is

No, not that Ethan Allen.

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7. 7. Unconscionable excitement for parachute day

I still get the chills.

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