Buzz·Posted on 10 Mar 201629 Times Tumblr Just Couldn't Take Australian Animals Seriously"Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?"by Mat WhiteheadBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This relatable as hell kookaburra. 2. This koala, who is all of us on a Friday afternoon. 3. Or this pig who is all of us on a Friday night. 4. This accurate look at how our animals are named. 5. This goddamn monstrous shark. View this post on 6. This royal gift, which can't be a good idea. 7. Or this children's book that's basically an illustrated warning sign. View this post on "Hey kids, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING." 8. This perfect spot for a nap. 9. This wombat, that just wants to be loved. 10. These rude as hell kangaroos. 11. And this rude as hell kangaroo. 12. And, you guessed it, THESE RUDE AS HELL KANGAROOS. View this post on 13. The revelation that cassowaries are very real. View this post on 14. This guide to the seasons. View this post on 15. This petition to rename "spring". 16. And this updated version of the national anthem. 17. This explanation of WTF a kangaroo even is. 18. This comparison that shows not EVERYTHING in Australia wants to kill you. View this post on 19. This GORGEOUS furball that proves Australia also has the CUTEST wildlife in the world... View this post on ...to make up for all the terrifying ones. 20. This weird cat. 21. Which is equal parts cute... View this post on ...and poisonous. 22. This friendly reminder. 23. This not-so-friendly reminder. 24. This morning news break. View this post on 25. This dinner date that got suuuuuper awkward. View this post on 26. This reality check. View this post on 27. This cool trick to get emus interested in your butt. View this post on 28. This "she'll be right" approach to snake bites. View this post on 29. And this croc, who proves no matter how terrifying, everyone just wants a selfie with their idols. View this post on Need more proof that Australia is like no place else on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!