Ian Thorpe is 33 today, and we think that deserves some celebrating.
1. Not only is Thorpie an Olympian, but he has won FIVE Olympic gold medals - the greatest total of any Aussie Olympian to date.
Those are quite literally gold medal pecs.
Thorpie might not love to rap, but he sure can freestyle.
Those are quite literally gold medal pecs.
Gold medals not enough for you? Thorpie was also awarded the Medal of the Order of Australia. And what a tall order it is.
...don't be filthy, it's because he swims incredibly fast. Like a glistening human rocket just shootin' through that water.
OGLE THOSE GOGGLES. Googles are not cute, but they work.
God bless teeny tiny swimsuits. Bless 'em so much.
Get it?! Deep end? Dependable?! Yeahhhhh swimmers jokes!
Same tho.
Look at that early '00s hair. Perfection.
Yet all signs point to it being unquenchable.
10,000 WET angels...