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    Top Ten Dr. Seuss Inspired Pornos

    Because everything in our culture should be porno-fied.

    Matthew Hubbard
    by Matthew Hubbard

    Community Contributor

    • 10. The Cat In The Big Pimpin' Hat

    • 9. Oh, The Places It Will Go!

    • 8. Daisy-Head Maysie Does Dallas

    • 7. Cocks in Socks

    • 6. One Fist Two Fist Red Fist Blue Fist

    • 5. The Dirty Lorax

    • 4. There's a Wocket in my Pocket, and I Think It's Infected!

    • 3. Did I Ever Tell You How Fucky You Are?

    • 2. Green Eggs and Ham Job

    • 1. Horton Hears A Ho

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