this remake is going to suck c*ock real hard…

Damn Asians… always beating up Black kids.

It looks awful. Shame.

Chan looks like a perv with that stache.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT WANT!

Please, please let this be a hoax :(

Hahaha you know when the hip hop violins come on that it’s gonna be serious but edgy..scrawny angry 10 year old gettin buff edgy. That’s not at all awkward, nor is Jackie Chan beating up on some kids.

haha chinese bullies

You can’t remake this! :( :( :( :(
This is terrifying.

Fuck this. Fuck Will Smith, his offspring and Jackie Chan. Stop raping my childhood!

He fly swattered the fly! Irony!

Karate is Japanese! It’s not Chinese — China and Japan are entirely different countries! It’s like saying American food is just like Mexican food…

I thought they renamed it Kung Fu Kid? That would make a lot more sense considering they changed the country and style of martial arts.

Wow! Ralph Macchio looks SO different!

Ummm, isn’t Karate a Japanese martial art? Then WTF is he doin’ in China with a Chinese tutor? Meh, you can’t replace the original IMO.

jackie channnn!!!!!

The New Karate Kid

ugh, im over reboots…

Another lame Hollywood attempt to remake a film that was already perfect. What’s next? “Star Wars”? “The Godfather”? “Citizen Kane”? Nothing is sacred.