Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa / Male / 29
I’m 6’4 Blond, blue eyes, model for Givenchy. Girls just don’t understand the real me. They’re obsessed with my looks. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. I’m also the voice behind Madonna (she lip syncs) please don’t tell anyone.
View My Viral Dashboard ›get a room!!!
if this kid wasn't a real pussy he would have just smashed the window
Is that supposed to be a viral campaign? Why broadcast the fact that nobody knows about their browser? Perhaps they should have let the marketing department have a look at that one before they uploaded :P
Matt S. doesn't have any awards yet :(
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