1. First of all, look at Skylar's goddamn FACE.
2. And these effing CHEEKBONES.
3. And then the face gets STUPIDLY HOTTER with the scruff.
4. Oh, and there's this derpy-sexy smile like WHERE DO YOU GET OFF.
5. They all contribute to immaculate selfies — like, WHO ARE YOU EVEN.
6. And it's like NO DON'T LOOK AT ME like that, but at the same time NEVER stop pls.
7. Like jfc ENOUGH with this smoldering.
8. Because there's this whole Flynn-Rider-charm thing, like, WOW OK Disney must have spent a little more time on you.
9. Also what the hell WHO HAS SWAGGER LIKE THAT.
10. Dear Skylar, HOW DARE YOU with this fucking midnight blue suit.
11. And this frickin' gym photo like DON'T DO THIS.
12. So OF-FUCKING-COURSE there's this bod.
13. THIS BOD, HONESTLY.
14. Which leads to this total non sequitur, but included in that bod are THESE CALVES.
15. Which probably also help out with THESE SENSUAL MOVES.
16. And also these nonsensual moves but, like, ENOUGH, YOU BIG DORK.
17. Then there's the MUSICAL TALENT because God decided to grant with both hands.
18. There's Skylar's love for BIG GAY THINGS and it's like SAME.
19. And also macarons therefore SOULMATES, RIGHT?
20. But he's pitch perfect with Pitch Perfect co-star Anna Camp, so, sure fine WILL DEAL WITH IT.
21. However, CANNOT with this adorable dog.
22. And literally CAN'T EVEN with his beautiful mother.
23. And this friendship with Bryan Greenberg like SURE NBD.
24. And with REBEL EFFING WILSON.
25. Although this #tbt takes the cake. BYE.
26. Dear Little Skylar, WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT to evolve into this angel, like, seriously.
27. In conclusion: 10/10 WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
