24 Tell-Tale Signs You’re Dating A Musical Theater Actor

Your significant other’s at rehearsal so often that people are surprised to hear you’re dating someone.

1. Headshots are scattered all over their apartment.

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2. And there are bobby pins EVERYWHERE.

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3. You hear them talking to themselves, but really they’re just practicing their lines alone.

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4. So you’ve offered to rehearse their lines with them.

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5. Your furniture is constantly rearranged for in-house rehearsals.

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But miraculously, they’ve never broken anything.

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6. Your shared Netflix account looks like this.

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8. There’s a concert every morning in the bathroom.

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9. The house is always fully stocked with plenty of tea and honey.

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10. You’ve found them in the kitchen “steaming” for their voice.

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11. And they might go for days without talking to you.

This is where IMs, texts, and Snapchats come in handy.

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12. But you two can bust out an awesome karaoke duet anytime.

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13. And they make you look fantastic on the dance floor.

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Just hold their hand and they’ll do all the work!

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14. And it helps that they’re ridiculously good-looking.

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Like, almost uncomfortably so.

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15. Which is why you’re used to keeping the competition at bay.

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16. But then, if you’re a girl, you constantly have to defend your boyfriend’s heterosexuality.

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17. When you’re out on a date and industry people recognize them, you kind of feel like a celebrity.

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18. And for at least five date nights, you’ve gone to see their friends perform at one of these.

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19. But they’re rarely around because they’re always at rehearsal.


And they’ve un-ironically worn one of these.

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20. Or at their day/night job.

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21. Or leaving the apartment to go to auditions as early as 5am.

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22. And when they finally have a show, you’re always the first one there for emotional support.

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23. You can’t miss even a single performance because you’re their rock.

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24. But it’s all worth it when you see them wink at you from the stage.


The wink that says, “Thanks for coming. And you are so getting laid tonight.”

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