4. So you’ve offered to rehearse their lines with them.
5. Your furniture is constantly rearranged for in-house rehearsals.
But miraculously, they’ve never broken anything.
8. There’s a concert every morning in the bathroom.
11. And they might go for days without talking to you.
This is where IMs, texts, and Snapchats come in handy.
12. But you two can bust out an awesome karaoke duet anytime.
13. And they make you look fantastic on the dance floor.
Just hold their hand and they’ll do all the work!
16. But then, if you’re a girl, you constantly have to defend your boyfriend’s heterosexuality.
17. When you’re out on a date and industry people recognize them, you kind of feel like a celebrity.
19. But they’re rarely around because they’re always at rehearsal.
And they’ve un-ironically worn one of these.
22. And when they finally have a show, you’re always the first one there for emotional support.
23. You can’t miss even a single performance because you’re their rock.
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