1. Allow your college experiences to inform your post-grad life.
2. Genders (and species) are social constructs.
3. Learn how to grab the attention of a room.
4. Don't be afraid to stick up for yourself.
5. And be firm in your answers. "No" means "no."
6. Be sure to put your foot down, only if you have to.
7. Try not to impose on others—but if you have to, do it gently.
8. Learn to love your body at any size.
9. Switch up your personal style often to keep it fresh.
10. Invest in sensible loungewear. A little extra goes a long way.
11. Understand what accessories best suit your natural features.
12. Use your resources wisely, then spread the wealth.
13. Environmentalism can only go so far.
14. Be aware of culinary intricacies and etiquette.
15. There are some times in life when a fuzzy pole just isn't enough.
16. Be open to the lows in everyday life.
17. But never give up on your worldly ambitions.
18. Allow for moments of self-reflection.
19. Take pride in your god-given abilities.
20. While identifying and acknowledging your limitations.
21. Always apply the lessons learned from your personal history.
22. Constantly question the complexities of love.
23. Know your best angles.
24. Never take the little things in life for granted.
25. Don't ever compromise who you are.
26. And remember: the grass is always greener.
