20 Questions Beyoncé Needs To Answer Immediately

    Beyoncé, please, why do you do this to us?!

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    WHY DOES BEYONCÉ REDUCE ME TO TEARS CONSTANTLY

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    What's the shout with watermelon...? Is it an afrodisiac? Why does Beyoncé sing about it?

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    Why does Beyonce have back-up dancers? Is it so they can feel bad? Inferior? It's straight up unfair. I think I just saw one turn to dust.

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    But why does Beyonce's weave look like it's not a weave? I'm confused.

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    Why does Beyoncé give me so much life

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    Why does Beyoncé, of all people, need to photoshop her pictures? Stop it!

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    Why does Beyonce not even look sweaty she is literally flawless

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    Why does Beyoncé always come on when I turn on my car dafuq

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    Why does Beyoncé say 'surfboard' like that?

    10.

    Why does beyonce need a 8 bedroom and 15 bathroom house it's only 3 of them tf

    11.

    Why does Beyonce make me question my sexuality???!?!?

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    Why does Beyonce think her album is too good for Spotify? GETTIN' REAL SICK OF JUST LISTENING TO DRUNK IN LOVE.

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    Why does Beyoncé ever wear pants like I wouldn't if my butt looked like that

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    magic 8 ball why does beyonce suck at photoshop

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    Why does Beyonce have Twitter? She doesn't even use it. Smh.

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    WHY DOES BEYONCÉ ALWAYS SLAY SO HARD IM SUCH TRASH I HATE MYSELF

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    WHY DOES BEYONCE ONLY MEET FANS WHO ARE GONNA DIE SOON CAN I DIE SOON

    18.

    why does Beyoncé get to be Beyoncé and I got stuck with being me

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    dad: why does Beyonce get such a long stage time me: she's fucking Beyonce dad: can't argue with that logic

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    Why does Beyoncé say thank you at the end, no bitch, THANK YOU BEYONCÉ