1. You realize you’re now allowed to fart in front of this “significant other.”
2. Your laptop is no longer the only thing on the other side of the bed.
3. And you discover underwear in your bed that isn’t yours.
4. You get self-conscious about your morning routine because you’re weird and put on deodorant after your shirt.
5. You suddenly have to control your Netflix intake because you’re binging with someone else now.
6. They start to appear more and more in your Instagram feed.