9. You’re a natural when it comes to accessorizing.
11. And you have the best selfie game out of all your friends.
13. After all, you’ve always been the tech-savvy one of the group.
17. You’ve used your sexual wiles to bargain for the important things.
18. But you can sometimes be the bashful and modest one.
19. You stay true to your roots, no matter what.
21. So your friends always turn to you in their darkest hours.
22. You’re the mental and emotional mirror they can always count on.
23. And you can lift their spirits at the drop of a hat.
24. Because you know your friends like no one else does.
25. And when all is said and done, you give credit where credit is due.
Matt Ortile (or-TEE-lay) is BuzzFeed's resident Cat Deeley and is based in New York.
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