9. You’re a natural when it comes to accessorizing.
11. And you have the best selfie game out of all your friends.
13. After all, you’ve always been the tech-savvy one of the group.
17. You’ve used your sexual wiles to bargain for the important things.
18. But you can sometimes be the bashful and modest one.
19. You stay true to your roots, no matter what.
21. So your friends always turn to you in their darkest hours.
22. You’re the mental and emotional mirror they can always count on.
23. And you can lift their spirits at the drop of a hat.
24. Because you know your friends like no one else does.
25. And when all is said and done, you give credit where credit is due.
In The News Today
- President Obama apologized to Doctors Without Borders for the airstrike that killed 22 people at a clinic in Afghanistan. ›
- The U.S. Coast Guard said it will suspend the search for the crew of El Faro, the cargo ship that went missing in the Caribbean during Hurricane Joaquin last week. ›
- Tomas Lindahl, Paul Modrich, and Aziz Sancar won the Nobel Prize in chemistry for figuring out how cells repair DNA. ›