1.
"Hah, where even is the Philippines?"
2.
"That's weird. I couldn't tell what kind of Asian you are."
3.
"You seem a little dark to be Asian."
4.
"Wait... no, you're definitely more Chinese/Japanese/Thai/etc."
5.
"But Filipinos aren't really Asian though, right?"
6.
"Why aren't your eyes, like, you know...slanted?"
7.
"If you're Asian, why do you have a Spanish-sounding name?"
8.
"But you do get Asian glow when you drink?"
9.
"I know someone Filipino! Do you know [name here]?"
10.
"Yeah, she's a nurse. Are you a nurse too?"
11.
"You're so pretty/handsome/good-looking for a Filipino!"
12.
"I'm so into Filipino guys. They're so sweet and nice."
13.
"I'm so into Filipino girls. They're so shy and quiet."
14.
"I once dated a Filipino in college."
15.
"Oh, I know something in Filipino — Mabuhay!"
16.
"How do you speak English so good?"
17.
"What's that thing about the baby duck egg? That's so gross."
18.
"Wait, but no, really — do you guys eat dogs?"
19.
"So your family there, do they live in the mountains? Or like, in trees?"
20.
"But there are so many Filipinos in America! Are you running out of room over there?"
21.
"Are you documented?"
