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1. "Get in there, get in there, OHHHHH YEAHHH!"
2. Wake up! Your dream is coming true at this moment!
3. Now it's time to tuck him into bed.
4. Lizards need some TLC, too.
5. "I've been looking forward to this all day!"
6. "Oooh. This little one's got the graceful fingers of an angel."
7. "I'm so glad there's a merit badge for 'Dog Massaging'"
8. If she's purring, she can still be considered a kitty.
9. And this little piggy went, "wee, wee, wee," all the way into my heart.
10. "Ooh... that really hits the spot..."
11. "It'd be so great if you could go clockwise now."
12. "If only I could return the favor, I would!"
13. BURRRRPPPPPPP.
14. "So you got 4 1/2 stars on Yelp? That's pretty impressive..."
15. Oh, the perks of looking so DAMN FLUFFY!
16. "I LOVE TAKING ME DAYS."
17. "This couple's massage was such a great idea, honey."
18. "What fantastic wizardry is this?!"
19. "Stop! Stop! I'm ticklish! LOL!"
20. "You, ma'am, deserve a high-five."
21. "What's a girl like you doing rubbing a dog like me?"
22. "Just a few more minutes, please?"
23. "Rub me like one of your French bulldogs."
24. OMG! SUCH AN AMAZING FEELING!
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