18 Ridiculous Things Animals Would Post If They Could Use Reddit

Let’s “paws” to think about this for a second. Inspired by this Reddit thread.

1. Thread: /r/todayilearned

You can use laptop keyboards to type out your thoughts and feelings, instead of using them as heated beds.

ID: 3319261

2. Thread: /r/foodporn

ID: 3319343

3. Thread: /r/explainlikeim5

Why can’t I ever catch that crafty tail of mine?

ID: 3319266

4. Thread: /r/amisexy

Cat Selfies

ID: 3319359

5. Thread: /r/shutupandtakemymoney

ID: 3319341

6. Thread: /r/MRW

I watch my dog brother get punished by our human parents for ripping up a couch cushion, even though I was the one who did it.

ID: 3319275

7. Thread: /r/tifu

I furiously humped a stranger’s leg today, now my guardian is going to chop my balls off.

ID: 3319268

8. Thread: /r/AskReddit

Why can’t I ever capture that bright red dot?

ID: 3319334

9. Thread: /r/DoesAnybodyElse

Hear that high-pitched tone or is it just me?

ID: 3319295

10. Thread: /r/NSFW

ID: 3319279

11. Thread: /r/todayilearned

asiasociety / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: kevinlin1013

The humans actually do return home when they walk through that opening in the house. They do not leave me forever.

ID: 3319282

12. Thread: /r/HIFW

I always land on my feet.

ID: 3319313

13. Thread: /r/AMA

My best friend is a horse, ask me anything!

ID: 3319333

14. Thread: /r/askscience

What’s the poison found in chocolate and why do my humans eat copious amounts of it?

ID: 3319337

15. Thread: /r/showerthoughts

On my walks, I’m shitting all over people’s lawns and my human picks it all up, who’s really in charge here?

ID: 3319339

16. Thread: /r/LifeProTips If I fits, I sits

If I fits, I sits.

ID: 3319340

17. Thread: /r/aww

Scott & Elaine van der chijs / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: scottvanderchijs

Human baby.

ID: 3319361

18. Thread: /r/IWantToLearn

How to twerk

ID: 3319356

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