What Rupert Murdoch Is Really Thinking

This is what we imagine is going through the media mogul’s mind in the photos on his Tumblr page. posted on

1. “You’re right, horse: Newspapers do need paywalls to survive.”

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2. “I’m supposed to say that in my speech?”

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3. “Global media barons can never have too many yellow T-shirts.”

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4. “Not only did will.i.am forget to bring his glasses to the photo shoot, but he’s also wearing a hat. Indoors!”

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5. “I’m the chairman of a cash-rich publishing company, you’re goddamned right I get to wear the championship belt.”

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6. “If I do this jig, will you edit the Post’s sports section?”

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7. “Do these two people work for me?”

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8. “Robert, I gave your company $2.6 billion in cash; put a smile on and drink some OJ.”

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9. “OK, Brett, you are better looking than me, but have you ever been on The Simpsons?”

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10. “Is there a newspaper in that hut I can buy?”

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11. “This is brilliant! Our sales software also uses the inverted pyramid!”

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12. “Hmm, how much do you think I can move News Corp’s stock if I just press enter?”

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13. “This city is even more forbidden than the U.K. satellite TV market.”

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14. “Hop away, you magnificent Australian. Hop away.”

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